We need your help on this one guys. Our little black kitty is lost. Word is that a giant killer bird ate him. But we’re not sure yet. A number of people have seen this gigantic bird chasing down cats all over the planet. Again, others claimed to have seen a monster in Loch Ness or UFO’s so we don’t know. Last friday we went downtown to hang out Have You Seen My Kitty posters on spots where our kitty loves to go.
UPDATE#1: you can help us finding our little friend too by posting the poster at crowded places in your area. You can find it here. If you do, don’t forget to make a picture of the actual hanging and sent it to us at info@academyforthegifted.com. Those who do will receive some love from AFTG.
UPDATE#2: if you’ve seen the killer bird, tell us about it. How does it looks like and where did you saw it. The more info and clues we have about this possible cruel species, the better.
When we found out that our kitty cat was missing we cried big crocodile tears. So if you see our kitty please let us now. If our little friend have taken a boat or a plane and is across borders you can contact us by +31645476473. Thanks in advance.
Hi there AFTG. I’m from Amsterdam and might have seen this bird you’re talking about. When I woke up it was watching inside from the outside staring at my kitty cat. When I went for my camera it flew away. I’ll keep my eyes open for you. Good luck! Niouk
Pedro from Mexico City here. There was a giant bird in the street. I tried to hit it like a penata but it flew away. It made an awful sound like brraaaghh brraaaghh!!
OMG! I’m at the beach right now in San Diego, Cali where a big freakin bird just flew by. I bet you, it was a bird, no plane. Keep your eyes open! Good luck, Odette.
Whoa! I’m in Korithi on the island of Andros, off the coast of Greece. I just saw huge fucking bird steal octupus from klamata vendor while clutching a cat in its talons! I went to spear it with my trusty javelin but the Simurgh got away. I will keep an eye out, but no guarantees.
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